思维短路(英文笑话集)
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第11章 Dog Food

My aunt was always reluctant to wait in line, and she more loathed the people who try to squeeze in front.

One day a young man at the supermarket stepped up to her just as she reached the check-out counter."Mind if I go ahead?"he asked,"I just have this one can of dog food."

"Goodness, no."she roared,"If you're that hungry, go right ahead!"

狗粮

姨妈不喜欢排队等候,对那些一心想插队的人更是痛恨。

有一天,姨妈在超市买东西,她刚排到收银台前面,一个年轻人走上前来问道:“您介意我先结账吗?我只买了这一罐狗粮。”

“哎呀,不介意。”她大声嚷道,“你要是那么饿的话,就先结吧?”